Myspace blog #4

Jun 14, 2006
Too much time to think

So, everyone has these ideas that are "million dollar ideas". But, in reality, we all know that half the time they aren't, but, I have the greatest idea EVER! And no body better steal my idea and patent it before I can figure out how to!

Well, I'm feeling a little under the weather, so this morning before work I went to the Piggly Wiggly to invest in some medicine. After staring dumbfounded at the pitiful selections for about five minutes I decided to be different and get some sudafed quick dissolve strips that are cherry flavored. (I do know how to take pills)

As I'm pulling out of the parking lot of The Pig, I pop one of these contractions into my mouth and as I do, I almost wrecked my beloved car due to the horrific taste that contaminated my mouth!

My question is, why is everything cherry flavored and not a flavor that is customer friendly, like chocolate, or apple, or peanut butter, or vanilla, or cookie dough. I mean, if these companies keep these cherry flavored or dirt flavored medicines then they should put a warning on there stating that it has the potential to cause one to wreck their car when they put one in their mouth.

Ok, so, my million dollar idea is to come up with tasty flavored medicine. Genius...genius I say! This, in the long run, has the potential to cut back on sickness's because people who don't take medicine because it's nasty, will now have no excuse because there will be medicine taylored to fit everyone's taste buds.

Coming next week, the plans for my other new invention, a tent that floats on water!

I'm so freakin' smart, it hurts!